The length of my erection welcomed my eyes to the dawn of a new day….it was poking my boxers so much facebook couldn’t have done a better job..
I rushed quickly to the toilet to drop a master piece but it still didn’t relent then I realized it wasn’t the usual early morning urine dilemma, this was konji and it was definitely no respecter of person..
I jogged around my apartment 3 times but that didn’t change anything.. my manhood’s position was still perpendicular to my body…it was more than obvious that I needed sexual healing…
And since ‘Patience’ my st Louis mummy had not come back from the royal wedding, I knew I had to get a professional to pless her finger on my election.
In no time I was in front of the brothel, condom and 1500 in my hand all set for business but I noticed the place was unusually scanty..the bar opposite though was telling a different story so I decided to check there for the usual suspects..and lo and behold the first person I saw was my customer..
‘Hey Bee Afar nah’ she shouted as she sprung up from her seat deserting her stout
Me; E far gan O….Konji don hook ur boy for neck like bow tie
Customer; Uhh u don carry last today ohh
Me; haba why nah
Customer; Today nah workers’ day nah
Me; huh?? And then?
Customer;We dey observe public holiday
‘You must be joking’ I said ad mist smiles hoping she actually was..
‘See this apuna O’ she said with her thick ibo accent….’we sef be workers’ nah’
Me; but how na..una dey pay tax??
Customer; Na by that one..Oya we sef dey go on strike..that one nko??
By now we had the attention of the whole room and since getting beat up by a group of angry prostitutes was not on my bucket list..I gently smiled in agreement to her argument..
She sent me home with a kiss shorter than the one prince williams gave kate on the royal balcony..but I wasn’t even thinking of copious again ..all that was on my mind as I walked home was
‘Should prostitutes observe ” WORKERS’ DAY”
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