The length of my erection welcomed my eyes to the dawn of a new day….it was poking my boxers so much facebook couldn’t have done a better job..
I rushed quickly to the toilet to drop a master piece but it still didn’t relent then I realized it wasn’t the usual early morning urine dilemma, this was konji and it was definitely no respecter of person..
I jogged around my apartment 3 times but that didn’t change anything.. my manhood’s position was still perpendicular to my body…it was more than obvious that I needed sexual healing…
And since ‘Patience’ my st Louis mummy had not come back from the royal wedding, I knew I had to get a professional to pless her finger on my election.
In no time I was in front of the brothel, condom and 1500 in my hand all set for business but I noticed the place was unusually scanty..the bar opposite though was telling a different story so I decided to check there for the usual suspects..and lo and behold the first person I saw was my customer..
‘Hey Bee Afar nah’ she shouted as she sprung up from her seat deserting her stout
Me; E far gan O….Konji don hook ur boy for neck like bow tie
Customer; Uhh u don carry last today ohh
Me; haba why nah
Customer; Today nah workers’ day nah
Me; huh?? And then?
Customer;We dey observe public holiday
‘You must be joking’ I said ad mist smiles hoping she actually was..
‘See this apuna O’ she said with her thick ibo accent….’we sef be workers’ nah’
Me; but how na..una dey pay tax??
Customer; Na by that one..Oya we sef dey go on strike..that one nko??
By now we had the attention of the whole room and since getting beat up by a group of angry prostitutes was not on my bucket list..I gently smiled in agreement to her argument..
She sent me home with a kiss shorter than the one prince williams gave kate on the royal balcony..but I wasn’t even thinking of copious again ..all that was on my mind as I walked home was
‘Should prostitutes observe ” WORKERS’ DAY”
Please use the comment box Happy Workers’ day in arias 🙂
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Alariwo 
Nice 1 but it was 2 short .. I wanted more … D story ended wen I was beginning 2 enjoy it
yelz of course! heehee. You think everyone straffs for leisure? dey dere na! they should observe o biko! maybe one day of no work will tighten their “bucket” small. 😀
Sandie Pandie x_X
Hhhahahahaha its a verry funny post abeg no make me laugh… ??? just having fun… Keep it Up.. 08076127325
guy nor dey use my surname jor…
Kpa like dis..ur penis go brake 2day..nice one buh short bro
Hmmmn…I feel your pain.Maybe if you had offered a higher price, you could have gotten a special service to heal your Konji Tinzz.Besides asawo na public social worker,so dem must regard Public Holidays..except christmas holidays.
Ilikey!* short n making sense…mehn u ball am!*
loll, a worker iz a worker…no mttr the nature of d job 🙂
???…ds is sick!
Ds ought to be d premier story for d web launch….
Konji kee u…smchew! WORKERS day for Ashewo..
Sowi brof… Just testin sometin though…
lmao! very funny piece, well constructed.iLike!
Lmao……..nic writeup
ROTFLMFAO…Now this is Insane.Who came up with this?Abeg dey shuld be observing workers day jor.Aren’t dey workers?Dey deserve @lst a compulsory day of rest in a year.It’ll help d Shop freshen up.Lwkmd4h
Lwkmd!!! Keep it up mehn. Makin sense!
Very funny
As this tory short reach na so e take make sense…ashawo na work o, them get association sef but no dey under NLC (how I take know dat one sef pass me). Make them sef flex this one time.
Oh my gosh!I ciriosly cnt stop laffin…’Konji hook yr boi 4 neck lyk bow tie’…lmao.so wat did U????? nw do 2 yr situation…n yeah,dey deserve a break,dey re workers afterall…crazy ryt up,me likey!
Nice one bruv……. Keep it up.
nice one bruv….. cant stop laughin ….. proud of u anytime
Loooooool
Good 1!
Lwkmd! U????? too make sense jorh!keep it up!
Well, this didn’t make me lmao or rotflmao but I don’t want to be the sadist of the century so imma say “this was hilarious”. Nice joke though, coz I had me a prostitute on worker’s day.
Neva read so much humour in one mega short piece..truly fabulous!
#Correct….wale b ure juss a fool
buhahaha, wale ur crazy!!! of course, they should observe “Worksers day”. thats d only way they’ll be tight enough to remain in business
Lmao!!! Hilarious
Lwkmd……mumu boi
Nice use of pun…
Yes now na job oo u no know say dem dey pay tax to government(police settlement so dem no go bust them )and na serious business in fact one of the oldest ever true story ask braney steinson
guy nor dey use my name
na only u be doingz?
Nice use of pun
Nyc 1 bro, let d nxt 1 b long sha
omo making sense keep it up loOooOooo’
Lwkmdh
This is very funny! î was entertained…wish d story was even longer..hehehehe
LWKMD!!! Dis is so cool…prostitutes are workers too,dey should av a rite 2 public holidays even strikes..*wink*
Baba u burst my head…we getting dere
Yu dey burst my skul WaleB, but no holidays for prostitutes o.
dis makes sense die!!!!!!!!!!!
Dis s freaking funny lmao
K, dis z dope n I wonda wat runs thru ur head wat with u write-ups, long or short. Laugh almost made mi cum. *smh
Buhahahahahha, nice concept bur d story shud av been longer….it started gettin boring 2wards d ashy joint side…bur una try sha….den I think y shud mke use of twitter slangs, wud av made it funnier
Hilarious stuFF!
*Applauds* dis is a very 9c 1 bruva….dey shld av a restin day na,@least God rested on d 7th day
great post.
Well I must say that its an interesting twist that ladies of the moons do enjoy public holidays. What a laugh! Good job guys. Nevertheless, there was no need to use the word prostitutes repeatedly; you guys could have given our lady friend a name so that she’s got a personality rather than her job description…and others.