Ariwo: Request To Be Your Boo

Today we’ll be opening or rather creating a new category called “ARIWO” – meaning NoiseLoud Voice“.  The category will have : humorous Letters,Conversation Starters,Comics,Picture Collages,Dialogues and Many More.
Also it would be an open column for anyone who has any “Creative” and “Out of the Box” stuff, be it Comic, Dialogue, Monologue…Anything, so far it’s Good and Rich,we would be glad to make the Ariwo with you.. We promise to Make this Category rich in content and creativity… Do Enjoy the ride and make Ariwo with Us by mailing your content to us @ alariwowriters@gmail.com

Request To Be Your Boo

From the Desk of Edwin a.K.a E-Wayne
Third Seat,Second row
Mr.Owoades History class
Victory High School.

Dear Cybill Bibi-Ame,
Its me E-Wayne the tall light skinned handsome dude you’re always stealing glances at during history classes, I’ve been waiting for you to come forward and make your intentions known to me but since you haven’t done so, a few of my friends suggested that you are probably too intimidated by my Extraordinary good looks and advised that i send you this application to be your boyfriend .

So uhmmmm, a little about me i started dating at age 12,had my first real kiss at age 10 with my House girl….since then I’ve dated about…emmmmm well,I’ve kinda lost count but hey…none of the break-ups was ever my fault, they all had issues. Nancy tried to delete my 5GB worth of black and asian porn :O,who does that ?? seun got mad at me for crashing her dads benz,i borrowed it for a friends party,am i to blame for the poor state of Nigeria’s roads? Chisom left me cos i slept with her identical twin Chioma, how was i supposed to know it wasn’t her, they both look the same to me,…and a couple dozen more whose names i can’t remember at the moment, any ways enough about those losers…they didn’t deserve me anyway.

I am currently seeing 3 gals and grooming two Jss1 girls … I hope this little experience is enough to qualify me to be your man, it even has to be enough sef ni…i get approached on daily basis by gals finer than you, but since i know how much you like me…I won’t wanna see u suffer in silence. If you are of good behaviour and use your tongue well you might be my number one girl by next term….i promise I’d never hurt or hit you…except when absolutely necessary….and would always be there for you as long as you keep me satisfied.

kindly give this application urgent attention as i need a reply before the end of morning assembly tomorrow.

Do share with us using the comment box the lamest Pickup line You’ve heard..

@Didi_Dexsis reporting 4 alariwo….

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38 thoughts on “Ariwo: Request To Be Your Boo

  1. wande says:

    u go fear yrs of xperience nw..relatnship CV to bad…kul thou (y)

  2. Alex Amos says:

    ℓ☺ℓ‎​​​…such ego! I’d rip d letter to shreds if i was d gurl… Reminds me of a poet wu sed he had nerve… #okbye

  3. Relationship CV toh badt! if i were the girl, i wunt evn bother replying, it ll be a waste of tym on my part.

  4. the good guy says:

    Noise

  5. Didi says:

    You can also share Lame pick-up lines you’ve heard/ been told.

  6. cybill-bibi-ame says:

    This is really hilarious… E-wayne I see you..

  7. @b2datj says:

    #dead

  8. Ayob Alariwo says:

    Ok I think we boys r actually beefing dis post… Lmao!!! Plssss o!! We r sowi

  9. james bond says:

    Lamest pick up line I overheard “u tired babe,cos u bin running through my mind all day”

  10. en1ola says:

    Ur a badman oo Ur stamina is on point ow many gurls fa I swear I won’t bother writing back

  11. anin says:

    Quite hilarious actually…….. Wld luv 2 see mre of dis in future

  12. LexyBlak says:

    LMAO….Nice application Letter….

  13. femme says:

    Hahahahahahaha. RADDDD!!!

  14. ebuoe says:

    “none of the break-ups was ever my fault” …… “Nancy tried to delete my 5GB worth of black and asian porn ” .. Lmaoooo .. Hilarious

  15. honeydewAmos says:

    Loooool…hilarious CV u’ve got nd nope I’ll so pass *in Cybill Bibi-Ame’s voice* ..Nice write- up

  16. beebee says:

    For Reall? ‘I just have to qualify sef ni’ Omo oshi!

  17. Ope Olapade says:

    Great write-up…

  18. @Moe_phe says:

    Lmao!!!nyc write up…

  19. omothorlar says:

    :O…. buhahahaha…stupid boy…”i promise I’d never hurt or hit you…except when absolutely necessary”….

  20. @brusselsneo says:

    SMH! Funny though! I am disappointed he didn’t ask for an audition! Don’t you have to test before you…um… acquire?

  21. Lmfao this is sick…. ARIWO toh Mental =))…. E-wayne nice 1

  22. Mrz_Kartel says:

    Lmfao!!!!! Honesty IS the best policy but bro…Its not always the best approach!!! Thiis sh*! Is not funny, it is hilarious!!!!

  23. Oses Rufus says:

    Sur boi, nah d way jor, if d grl knws wats gud 4hr she had beta accept b4 d offer is givn 2som1 else!!

  24. Bookey says:

    “i get approached on daily basis by gals finer than you” *in bibis voice, WYCDTM now? “i promise I’d never hurt or hit you…except when absolutely necessary” well evrytym u deem it fit 2 do dat, u’ll see it as necessary ……… Funny write up. Ahaha dis ewayne is a jester

  25. Ayob Alariwo says:

    Ok… I just heard the lamest pickup line ” Please Do u have a plaster? Cos I bruised my knEe falling for u.” Said by @pikcha_perfect (Detoke) Bet y… I still loff u thou…

  26. rasheed says:

    L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D:D=));)ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾ !! He is irresponsibly proud

  27. titocoaster says:

    Efing hilarious,‎​​dat dude is f**king cocky Nice one, Į̸̸̨Ƭ made mad sense

  28. ojima says:

    =)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =)) tooo funiiiii..nyc 1

  29. @oluwatosinogun says:

    =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) (Y)

  30. lady mo says:

    Lmao. Nice one. Lamest pick-up line, “hey pretty, is your name Agbani?”. Go figure.

  31. obafuntay says:

    New Mentor acquired! -> E-wayne!
    You can’t blame him for Nancy. How dare she?? …lol.
    This laughing! iLove this category!
    Ariwo
    #TT

  32. obafuntay says:

    New Mentor acquired! -> E-wayne!
    You can’t blame him for Nancy. How dare she?? …lol.
    This got me laughing! iLove this category!
    Ariwo
    #TT

  33. Alariwo says:

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  34. cumical says:

    Okay, this is absolutely hilarious.

  35. olaide Abass says:

    Vewi vewi hilarious,u go fear over confidence at all his escapades lamest line”I get approached on a daily basis by girls finer than you but since I know u like ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ I dnt want u to suffer in silence”*ROFTLMAO*

  36. Kemmiiii says:

    Lmaooooo. Hilarity!!

  37. LOL!!! if i hear that i did not slap d boy that sent d letter ehn?!

  38. wilcox jacqueline says:

    na wa o

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