Request To Be Your Boo
From the Desk of Edwin a.K.a E-Wayne
Third Seat,Second row
Mr.Owoades History class
Victory High School.
Dear Cybill Bibi-Ame,
Its me E-Wayne the tall light skinned handsome dude you’re always stealing glances at during history classes, I’ve been waiting for you to come forward and make your intentions known to me but since you haven’t done so, a few of my friends suggested that you are probably too intimidated by my Extraordinary good looks and advised that i send you this application to be your boyfriend .
So uhmmmm, a little about me i started dating at age 12,had my first real kiss at age 10 with my House girl….since then I’ve dated about…emmmmm well,I’ve kinda lost count but hey…none of the break-ups was ever my fault, they all had issues. Nancy tried to delete my 5GB worth of black and asian porn :O,who does that ?? seun got mad at me for crashing her dads benz,i borrowed it for a friends party,am i to blame for the poor state of Nigeria’s roads? Chisom left me cos i slept with her identical twin Chioma, how was i supposed to know it wasn’t her, they both look the same to me,…and a couple dozen more whose names i can’t remember at the moment, any ways enough about those losers…they didn’t deserve me anyway.
I am currently seeing 3 gals and grooming two Jss1 girls … I hope this little experience is enough to qualify me to be your man, it even has to be enough sef ni…i get approached on daily basis by gals finer than you, but since i know how much you like me…I won’t wanna see u suffer in silence. If you are of good behaviour and use your tongue well you might be my number one girl by next term….i promise I’d never hurt or hit you…except when absolutely necessary….and would always be there for you as long as you keep me satisfied.
kindly give this application urgent attention as i need a reply before the end of morning assembly tomorrow.
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