Alariwo Story: Introspective LamBA

So Today we have a Guest Writer on Alariwo…. and yeah!!! he is a fine boy… so all the fine ladies u can like to hook up after… Ermmm so we are going to seeing a different side of him in this Post… Sit Back and Enjoy a post from the Famous @TYLamBA 


Introspective LamBA


I am on the floor, I rub my eyes; look around; am in Femi’s apartment; I look beside me; someone is there; he stirs awake; shit! It’s me; I stagger back as I watch myself stand and start to walk backwards out of the room; the time is 8:23am.

Suddenly everything is spinning, am in the car with some dudes and the car is moving backwards on third Mainland Bridge; nobody notices that there’s two of me in the car; I don’t even notice me.

*Spin* Stop!

We are at a club; Movida I think; I’m holding a girl; the other me though; she’s wearing black; there’s a zip on it because the other me zips it up; I can barely hear myself; but am smiling and typing into her phone, I check; I had asked her what flavor her lipstick was; she had written blackberry; must be why I’m typing; the music is very loud; I start kissing her; wow! I kiss good though; she pulls away; I’m backing her; her friend is telling me something; then walks backwards into the toilet.

I’m walking backwards downstairs; there’s a big dude with a girl standing; I’m walking backwards and grabbing the babe’s bum; *Spin* Stop! I and the girl, (not the one from upstairs) are laughing; she’s grabbing my crotch; we’re taking pictures; she walks backwards upstairs am following her or un following her…whichever it is

*Spin* I walk backwards into the V.I.P; I’m standing on the table with my friends; the song? I think it was Flo-rida’s club can’t handle me; I’m with some white dudes; we’re laughing; do I know these dudes? My other self seems to though


I’m sitting; the girl from downstairs is on my lap; she is laughing silly; Ah! Baba LamBA don dey juice; I’m saying gibberish; I suddenly stand, her hands are on my chest; oh! She must have pushed me; we both walk backwards out of the V.I.P

*Spin* Stop! we are standing  and she’s saying something; I can’t make it out; but its numbers and alphabets; I’m standing with Lloyd; the girl is in front of me; I’m looking at her.

*Spin* I and my friends are walking backwards out of the club; yes its Movida; I’m saying something to the bouncer in Yoruba; we’re in the car; it’s moving backwards; Stop! We’re at Vino Cantina. Dark poet is here smoking with Temisan; myself and Femi are giving him shouts; I’m hugging Lloyd.

We are at Pablo’s; I’m turning tables; I walk backwards to our table; run backwards into the car; the car is on third mainland; it raining; nobody still notices me.

*Spin* Stop! I’m……………..*Spin*

I’m standing outside Femi’s house, I check my watch: 10:45pm; we’re about to enter Lloyd’s car and I’m feeling like it would be a great night.

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30 thoughts on “Alariwo Story: Introspective LamBA

  1. dimtang says:

    I stil dnt unds…..I’m confusd

  2. Temi says:

    I rily don’t get it

  3. Haemlet says:

    *Spin* Stop! Confused here as to the essence of all this. Nice concept all the same though.

  4. DayDesola says:

    Hahaha. So cool. I want to be able to do this ^_^

  5. lexyblaQ says:

    Reading d story from the end might help….Nice one’

  6. morayo says:

    Errmmm,confused much…guess its from down up….nyc story tho.

  7. cool…..keep spinning, most times we wish if our lives could spin back alittle, but the moment would not just stay

  8. @cj_lawson says:

    I’m very confused…where’s d head/tail of it all?

  9. Mayor says:

    Start reading for the bottom. Nice concept. Thumbs up

  10. Cybill-Bibi-Ame says:

    Taaaayyyyooooo my bumbum friend!!!!! Cool friday night/saturday morning moments…. Loved the “am following her or un following her…” part..
    Short tho.. But good. Real gOod 😉

  11. Codi says:

    Nice one bro. Read backwards if you don’t understand.

  12. honeydew says:

    Oh! I dig…after readin twice tho…NICE!

  13. cumical says:

    Read it backwards people….

  14. Lexa says:

    Comment? No

  15. orifunke says:

    Only understood it afta i read d 2nd time 4rm d bottom…..GOOD ONE THOUGH

  16. shante001 says:

    Confusing but seems interesting

  17. rasheed says:

    U better explain the whole story cos I don’t understand

  18. zini says:

    Loooooool how come y’all were so confused,

  19. Miyuwi-----twitter says:

    I grab sha,reading 4rm the bottom to the top helps… one sha let me now when dere is anoda one

  20. obafuntay says:

    I had to read this three times 😦 …. and then the comments came to my rescue. I feel like a dumb *beep* !

  21. proud to report i got it on first read *bowing here and reading acceptance speech* lol. but really that’s the stuff that guy’s go to church to pray their fridays will be like. #ChillingP

  22. lol!! go away joor ure too proud

  23. olaide Abass says:

    Great and awesome concept……read from d end,its a rewind of d events dat went down dat nite.

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